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spoookyscary:

After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.

The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.

The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.

Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.

Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”

When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.

Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”

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lalage:

mikemeltzer:

Everyone in Metal Gear Solid is based on David Bowie.

Screaming internally

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visitheworld:

Path behind Düden Waterfalls near Antalya, Turkey (by manrezaei).

burn.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

shitsnothilarious:

So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

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countessnoir:

wompish-wonderland:

countessnoir:

wompish-wonderland:

I have the booty Ive always wanted

THE Jade booty, for my Jade Mk9 cosplay

I dont have serious underbooty folds but google will fix that. Im satisfied with the roundness tho ok? dont judge me.

Do I wanna know what underbooty folds are lol

Theyre just that line that says ‘Ive got so much sweet cheekage that it has to overlap the back of my thighs’

see heres a demonstration

ROFL, thank you Doctor Brooks. I think I have underbooty folds then

Lol I don’t even

kitteecat:

smilingemoticon:

thelizardgamer:

The latest rumors surrounding the Xbox One are that the demos that Microsoft allowed people to play on at E3 were not running on an Xbox One, but instead running on high-end PCs with Titan graphics cards.

If this is the case, they were running the games on a system that is around 3x faster than the Xbox One.

These rumors are backed up by images that clearly show a high-end desktop under the displays of the Xbox One stands at E3.

people have actually sat down on their chair, went to a gaming website, searched for the xbox one, clicked the pre-order button, paid $500, and are actually waiting for it

if you listen closely you can hear sony laughing in the distance

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inyriforge:

Can it wait for a bit? Garrus is in the middle of learning how to calibrate.

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